ZOMG FINALE PART 1 WHAT WHAT

Spoilage under cut about There's No Place Like Home pt. 1.



JUST KIDDING. I LOVE THIS SHOW LIKE I'M IN A CODEPENDENT, DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH IT.

NOTES:

1. Did that seem like the longest 'Previously on LOST' ever, or was I completely too high-strung?

2. I HATE FINALES BUT I LOVE THEM. THE WHOLE THING SET IT ALL UP FOR NEXT WEEK'S THE EPISODE TWO WEEKS FROM NOW.

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I ONLY HAVE 2 MINUTES LEFT?!
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW?!

Just in case you had any questions.

3. Who else (out of my one reader et moi... hi, Lady B!) started yelling a lot when Claire's mother came on and took like forever to tell Jack about Claire? I hope that wasn't just me.

4. WHO ELSE SQUEE'D WHEN CHARLOTTE AND DANIEL PARTED ON THE BEACH? Yeah, I know EXACTLY who squee'd at that. ;)

5. I definitely freaked out every time anything happened involving Desmond. When he was waving goodbye to Daniel, I was like "NO STOP PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU WAVING AND THEY'LL SHOOT YOU." When he helped Sun onto the freighter, I was like "NO STOP GO UNDERGROUND PEOPLE WILL SHOOT YOU." When he went to talk to the dude in the freighter and I wasn't really sure what was going on, I was like "NO STOP SMILING YOU LOOK REALLY OPTIMISTIC THAT'S NEVER GOOD LOOK AT JACK HE'S ALWAYS ANGRY AND HE'S ONE OF THE OCEANIC SIX PEOPLE WILL SHOOT YOU!!!"

Then, of course, he came charging out of the freighter calling for Michael.

THEN THERE WERE EXPLOSIVES AND I SCREAMED.

Basically, I think Desmond's doomed. And I will really, honestly cry.

6. Why was it 99 degrees here today? I know that this is totally irrelevant, but I don't live not in San Francisco, dangit! It's supposed to be like... sunny outside but then you step out and freeze to death and the weather goes "Oh SNAP, fell for it again." ANYway...

7a. DANIEL BACK IS ONE OF THE AWESOMEST THINGS EVER.

7b. SAWYER CARRYING THE BABY FOR A SECOND IS ONE OF THE AWESOMEST THINGS EVER.

7c. DESMOND'S BLUE SHIRT IS ONE OF THE AWESOMEST THINGS EVER.

7d. SAYID BEING VULNERABLE BECAUSE HE SEES NADIA IS ONE OF THE AWESOMEST THINGS EVER.

7e. BENRY ALWAYS HAVING A PLAN/NEVER BEING COMPLETELY TRUTHFUL/"YOU KNOW THOSE ARE 15 YEARS OLD"/MIRROR SIGNALING/CONFRONTING KEAMY IS ONE OF THE AWESOMEST THINGS EVER.

That covers it, I think.

8. Press conference of LIES. I really really really heart Sun, also.

9. Finals suck and finals plus heatwave equals stomach cramps throughout oral presentation that are not curable by Advil. This is relevant to LOST because the only thing that kept me going was the fact that I have cameraphone'd pictures of all the hot men of LOST and they made me feel better even as I died on a bus that was like a hundred degrees thanks to the windows letting in the sun. Point being LOST MEN ARE PURDY.

10. There needs to be a 10 because otherwise it will bother me, so hm... oh, I remember. I'm such a dork. I definitely said to my non-LOST-watching friend that I've decided that "King of Pain" is Benry's song. I'm sure she'll speak to me again. Someday. (Isn't it, though? Kind of? And there's a line about "salmon," so of COURSE I think FISH BISCUIT.) (Theory: they're going to move the Island with TRAINED FISH BISCUITS THAT SWIM UNDER THE ISLAND AND LIFT IT LIKE AN INCH AND THEN SET IT BACK DOWN.) (I need to write more LOST crackfic, clearly. Why do I always write "LOST" instead of "Lost"? It's just that important, I guess.) (I'm sorry, who lets me stay up until 12:30? I'm so insane right now.)


On a side note, how fun is it to sit here and slap my calves? They make a very interesting noise. Thighs are even more fun, because there is more of them. Whee! I'm amused.